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fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

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castielsteenwolf:

How to do sex:

  • Put the lime in the coconut
  • shake it all up

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dampsandwich:

*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa

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mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

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tavr0ss:

well buckle your fucking seatbelt cause you’re in for a wild ride man

okay so the plot goes like this: you’re a security guard who takes the night shift job at a children’s pizzeria called freddy fazbear’s pizza. your shift is from 1 am to 6 am and lasts 5 days. your job is to watch the security cameras to make sure nothing happens to the fucked up animatronic characters that perform on stage during the day. sounds easy right?

here’s the kicker. these fucks tend to move around at night and will in fact try to stuff you into a goddamn fursuit stuffed with metal wires and shit that could basically cut your fucking face to hell and back. you have to protect yourself by closing the doors in their goddamn faces and telling them to kiss your ass. you also have limited power, so you have to use your sources wisely because if the power goes out freddy fuckbear will stand outside your door and play you the song of his people before mashing you in the fursuit animatronic nightmare mentioned before.

in case you want a rundown of the characters i’ll put them here as well

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this is freddy fazbear.  he’s basically the main villain of the game and the mascot of freddy fazbear’s pizza. however, he remains inactive until the 4th and 5th nights where he becomes easily the hardest to fight off

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this is bonnie bunny and this fucking asshole will do anything and everything to get his goddamn rabbit dong within inches of your face. he’s usually the first one to come off the stage so your attention will mainly be focused on this guy for the beginning of the night

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ok this is chica the chicken. he’s most oftenly the second one to come off the stage and tends to be kind of annoying. what he does is he just stares into the camera and looks at you like you’re in the middle of shoving an entire school bus full of mayonnaise up your ass. he’s not a huge threat but he does occasionally pop outside your door so you will have to keep an eye on him.

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and here we meet the biggest asshole to ever disgrace the face of the planet. hell has a name and it is foxy the pirate. what he does is he hides off in his own little area called pirate’s cove behind a curtain. if you don’t check on him enough he’ll start to peek out from behind the curtain. once he’s completely out he will bolt down that fucking hallway like he’s sonic the goddamn hedgehog and pop in to say hello. apparently everyone wants to yiff him too which tbh i dont get because freddy is hotter smh

i think that’s about the basics of the game so yeah i hope i could clear things up for you!!

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pararoses:

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

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date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

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furukimono:

gastly’s first gen sprite looks like the airbrush tool in paint

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