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tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed

(via sing-mee-tosleep)

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rikerist:

finneganspoopfetish:

can somebody make a communist feels guy at party comic? i have to go to class but i think this would be an Epic Meme

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(via amx004qubeley)

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amx004qubeley:

teslaarmor:

attack-on-stupid:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

I’ve seen enough clueless people to not doubt this

SQUaRT ACROSS THE ROOM

well you know what they say
ignorance is piss

Source: neptunain
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kasoukai:

imadad3:

groupostlimit:

cheatsy:

hes gonna take you back to the past

to play videogames that suck ass

hed rather have

sex

(via amx004qubeley)

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manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

(via amx004qubeley)

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activatedcarbon:

The year is 2743.  Society as we know it has collapsed.  We have seen the machines take over and experience their own downfall.  There are no more countries.  There are no more governments.   Resources are at a dangerous low.  Many have left the Earth in search of a new planet to inhabit.  Only one thing is certain:  There is a Java Update available.

(via dragon-architect)

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thats-slightly-raven:

People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

(via draeneii)

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theweirdpart:

posyes:

i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him

did you go to ouran highschool

(via dragon-architect)

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clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

(via draeneii)

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yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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(via dragon-architect)

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eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(via dragon-architect)

Source: targents