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  • twitter roleplay: a man with a bag of a french onion sunchips steps up to you. with a dark, serious tone, he says "these aren't just any kind of drugs. these are super drugs." he then uncaps a pepsi
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  • youtube comments roleplay: bugs bunny turned and faced the sunset, rolling the wet tobacco in his mouth and adjusting his cowboy chaps. "i've sucked a lot of dicks", he says, looking into the hazy distance. turning and facing you, he speaks with a tone that's crossed between smugness and cold distance. "some might say i'm the king of sucking dicks"
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unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

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trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

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coffeeandcheesecake:

thereichenbachfinn:

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

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really troy

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really 

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really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

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he would have seen

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who Ryan was actually interested in

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THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

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happiest:

whats with parents and comparing you with other peoples kids………

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4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

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AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

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s23522aa32yah:

college should be $25

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kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

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kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

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adventures-in-blogyssey:

highlyglamorous:

It smells like grilled cheese outside

which lana del rey song is this from

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